Putinger's Cat / Кот Путингера

In this episode of "Ukraine of the brain," a shootout between GUR and SBU took place in Kiev following the detainment of Stepan Kaplunov, an operational efficiency deputy commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK, a terrorist organization forbidden in the Russian Federation) by SBU. GUR is the "Main Military Intelligence" of Ukraine and SBU is something similar to the CIA, only Ukropian. As per usual, people in all videos speak mostly Russian. There's like one sentence in Ukrainian in the video where the dudes are just standing around talking, the rest is in Russian. The screams of the detained Kaplunov are obviously in Russian as well. The guy commenting on the shootout vid speaks, well, you guessed it, Russian. 🤡🐽🤡

Apparently, SBU and GUR are continuing their duel, as a third shootout between them occurred in Kiev earlier today. Meanwhile, according to an official statement, the office of the Ukrainian Prosecutor General and the SBU accused GUR of working for the FSB of the Russian Federation. The Prosecutor General's Office says that during the investigative actions of the SBU to "prevent a terrorist attack organized by the FSB of the Russian Federation," an attack on law enforcement officers took place. What an absolutely glorious oinking clusterfuck! Keep going, Ukrops, we are rooting for all sides to win (especially, the FSB, somehow floating above all of this and laughing their asses off, obviously)! 🤡🐽🤡

Короче, у СБУ и ГУР затяжная дуэль из-за важного кацапа. ...Даже тут русня виновата! Да что ж ты будешь делать!... Куда спрятаться бедному Тарасу от проклятых москалей! ;)) 😂